On the way home

Me: How was school today, Babe?

H: Good. Except I was having a rough time.

Me: Oh I am sorry to hear that. Why?

H: I hit my head real hard on a chair.

Me: Oh no. Are you OK?

H: Yeah. Actually, we were doing the chicken dance.

Me: Ah. And you fell on a chair?

H: Yeah. It got kinda crazy.

Me: Sounds like it.

Things Overheard

Kelsey: "Henry, I love you, you're my angel."

Henry: "I'm not an angel. Angels are girls. I'm just a little boy who takes care of everyone."

Roid Rage